October 18, 2010

Hey, Wisconsin... Why do you hate Polar Bears?

Dear Wisconsin;
Please vote for that communist douchebag Russ "SuperLawyer" Feingold, or the polar bears will all die. Why will the Polar Bears die, you ask?  Because Russ Feingold is all that stands betwixt the sun and the earth.  He's important, see?  And he's a maverick!

It really doesn't matter what that slimy fuck Russ Feingold does between now and his search for a "shovel-ready job", since touchdown dances for the good guys have already started.  Here's mine:

Uncle Tim

 Bye Bye Russ!

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1 Ok, the "betwixt the sun and the earth" had me rolling.

Buh bye, Feingold, and don't let the doorknob hit your ass!

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at October 19, 2010 03:13 PM (+bSoE)

2 I just read a St. Norbert (College) poll (in conjunction w/ NPR puts the race at dead heat... Johnson leads 49/47, with the MOE @5% (402 LV).

I'm not accustomed to gauging the credibility of a St. Norb's / NPR poll, but seems a little suspect... Johnson has something like 8 points in Rasmussen, and for the contemptible Feingold to make up that much ground with only 6% undecideds remaining seems like horseshit to me!

Won't election night be FUN?

Posted by: the botnet at October 19, 2010 05:10 PM (pvpGl)

3 That sounds very suspect.

As for election night, are you stocked with plenty of merry-making foods and spirits? Because I am

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at October 19, 2010 05:43 PM (+bSoE)

4 Watching results come in (across the time zones) will be like New Year's Eve and Independence Day fireworks all in one!
I won't piddle with champagne or anything, and if I touch Whiskey I'll reach the "happy place" a bit too quickly and miss all the fun as results come in.  Instead I'll be drinking either Spaten (Octoberfest) or St. Pauli (Dark).  And who needs food with gut-busting bier!/?

I wonder what a connoisseur of fine libation such as yourself has in mind for indulgence on our pending holiday... something sweet yet potent? 

Posted by: the botnet at October 19, 2010 06:16 PM (pvpGl)

5 Well, hubby prefers mixed manly drinks, like scotch and coke, so there'll be that, and I prefer girlie drinks like chocolate martinis, so there'll be those too.

Of course, I may get to damn fed up with mixing anything and just settle for Guinness or Newcastle Brown Ale.

If I could take it through an IV I would, too

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at October 20, 2010 06:00 AM (+bSoE)

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