Remember kids, vote Democrat or the polar bears will die or some shit.

Also, we need cap'n trade or nobody will ever get a job again... EVER.  This election is about that three letter word, j-o-b-s.  Jobs.  We need cap'n trade or we won't be a global leader in the new "Green" economy.  We want to emulate, er, I dunno, Communist fucking China?  Yes, we do.

After all, Ronald Reagan hated children, so a vote for the children is a vote against Ronald Reagan, as well as jelly beans (which he liked).  A vote for Democrats is a vote to ban jellybeans, and protect most live-born children who survive their abortion.  Mostly.

And always remember after Clinton we had a surplus, (and Evil Bush, Darth Cheney, Halliburton, blood for oil, and poor poor Saddam Hussein).  That Saddam was a big-time environmentalist, by the way (and why do you have your finger up your ass?).  Gross.  That's why Darth Cheney shot Saddam in the face.  With a dead Iraqi baby.

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Our love is like Joanie and Chachi, Gaia.

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Dear Wisconsin;
Please vote for that communist douchebag Russ "SuperLawyer" Feingold, or the polar bears will all die. Why will the Polar Bears die, you ask?  Because Russ Feingold is all that stands betwixt the sun and the earth.  He's important, see?  And he's a maverick!

It really doesn't matter what that slimy fuck Russ Feingold does between now and his search for a "shovel-ready job", since touchdown dances for the good guys have already started.  Here's mine:



 Bye Bye Russ!

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1 Ok, the "betwixt the sun and the earth" had me rolling.

Buh bye, Feingold, and don't let the doorknob hit your ass!

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at October 19, 2010 03:13 PM (+bSoE)

2 I just read a St. Norbert (College) poll (in conjunction w/ NPR puts the race at dead heat... Johnson leads 49/47, with the MOE @5% (402 LV).

I'm not accustomed to gauging the credibility of a St. Norb's / NPR poll, but seems a little suspect... Johnson has something like 8 points in Rasmussen, and for the contemptible Feingold to make up that much ground with only 6% undecideds remaining seems like horseshit to me!

Won't election night be FUN?

Posted by: the botnet at October 19, 2010 05:10 PM (pvpGl)

3 That sounds very suspect.

As for election night, are you stocked with plenty of merry-making foods and spirits? Because I am

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at October 19, 2010 05:43 PM (+bSoE)

4 Watching results come in (across the time zones) will be like New Year's Eve and Independence Day fireworks all in one!
I won't piddle with champagne or anything, and if I touch Whiskey I'll reach the "happy place" a bit too quickly and miss all the fun as results come in.  Instead I'll be drinking either Spaten (Octoberfest) or St. Pauli (Dark).  And who needs food with gut-busting bier!/?

I wonder what a connoisseur of fine libation such as yourself has in mind for indulgence on our pending holiday... something sweet yet potent? 

Posted by: the botnet at October 19, 2010 06:16 PM (pvpGl)

5 Well, hubby prefers mixed manly drinks, like scotch and coke, so there'll be that, and I prefer girlie drinks like chocolate martinis, so there'll be those too.

Of course, I may get to damn fed up with mixing anything and just settle for Guinness or Newcastle Brown Ale.

If I could take it through an IV I would, too

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at October 20, 2010 06:00 AM (+bSoE)

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We in Sloshkosh love to laugh.  We also love to point at idiots, morons, and any other type of liberal while laughing hysterically at how stupid they are.  And that's why we love our local leftist newsrag, the Oshkosh Crapwestern.

Imagine the hilarity in the botnet house upon seeing the latest limp-wristed attempt at a hit piece titled "Republican U.S. Senate candidate Ron Johnson nets savings on prison labor"

"Public records show that Pacur Inc. and Dynamic Drinkware LLC, two companies run by Johnson, employ up to nine inmates at a time through a state Corrections Department jobs program.

Johnson's companies offer private health insurance to the regular employees at the Oshkosh factories. But Melissa Roberts, an executive assistant with the Corrections Department, said the companies don't have to cover the inmate worke rs. "The benefit is that they don't have to pay health benefits," she said."

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1 WHEEEEEEEEE!!! Found your blog, and will add you to our blogroll

Oh, and Feingold is dead in the water, from what I can see.

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at October 18, 2010 05:19 PM (+bSoE)

2 Hey, thanks LC.

I've enjoyed your bloggity for a while... just not when Mrs. botnet is in the room if you know what I mean.

The WI Senatorial race is pretty exciting as the libs are going full-on fruit-loops, throwing shitwads this way and that.  Election day won't be here quite soon enough, but it is interesting to see the commies squirm!

Thanks for droppin' by!

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3 In my defense, it is the owner of the blog, ArmedGeek, who takes the time to put such eye-candy at the blog. I am but a humble co-blogger who specializes in hot air

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