October 27, 2010

Everything hangs on Tuesday!

Remember kids, vote Democrat or the polar bears will die or some shit.

Also, we need cap'n trade or nobody will ever get a job again... EVER.  This election is about that three letter word, j-o-b-s.  Jobs.  We need cap'n trade or we won't be a global leader in the new "Green" economy.  We want to emulate, er, I dunno, Communist fucking China?  Yes, we do.

After all, Ronald Reagan hated children, so a vote for the children is a vote against Ronald Reagan, as well as jelly beans (which he liked).  A vote for Democrats is a vote to ban jellybeans, and protect most live-born children who survive their abortion.  Mostly.

And always remember after Clinton we had a surplus, (and Evil Bush, Darth Cheney, Halliburton, blood for oil, and poor poor Saddam Hussein).  That Saddam was a big-time environmentalist, by the way (and why do you have your finger up your ass?).  Gross.  That's why Darth Cheney shot Saddam in the face.  With a dead Iraqi baby.


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October 19, 2010

Dear Gaia. I love you!

Our love is like Joanie and Chachi, Gaia.

-O Chachi, Chachi, wherefore art thou Chachi?-the botnet (pretending to be Joanie pretending to be the botnet asking about Gaia using the pseudonym "Chachi")

Anyhoo... Gaia, remember our visit to "Mount" Everest last winter? 

Mount Everest

Brrr.

I love you, Gaia.  And I love the gentle Polar Bear

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October 18, 2010

Hey, Wisconsin... Why do you hate Polar Bears?

Dear Wisconsin;
Please vote for that communist douchebag Russ "SuperLawyer" Feingold, or the polar bears will all die. Why will the Polar Bears die, you ask?  Because Russ Feingold is all that stands betwixt the sun and the earth.  He's important, see?  And he's a maverick!

It really doesn't matter what that slimy fuck Russ Feingold does between now and his search for a "shovel-ready job", since touchdown dances for the good guys have already started.  Here's mine:

Uncle Tim

 Bye Bye Russ!

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October 10, 2010

Another Gem from the Oshkosh Crapwestern

We in Sloshkosh love to laugh.  We also love to point at idiots, morons, and any other type of liberal while laughing hysterically at how stupid they are.  And that's why we love our local leftist newsrag, the Oshkosh Crapwestern.

Imagine the hilarity in the botnet house upon seeing the latest limp-wristed attempt at a hit piece titled "Republican U.S. Senate candidate Ron Johnson nets savings on prison labor"


"Public records show that Pacur Inc. and Dynamic Drinkware LLC, two companies run by Johnson, employ up to nine inmates at a time through a state Corrections Department jobs program.

Johnson's companies offer private health insurance to the regular employees at the Oshkosh factories. But Melissa Roberts, an executive assistant with the Corrections Department, said the companies don't have to cover the inmate worke rs. "The benefit is that they don't have to pay health benefits," she said."


What a bunch of horseshit.
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