The lovely and kind Aggie Sith of Sithy Things and Hookers and Booze has issued another challenge.

Here it is.
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10.  Commies.

9.  I loathe limp-wristed SCOMFs.

8.  People who cannot admit their hero is actually a limp-wristed SCOAMF disgust me.

7.  I despise any Packer loss, any Packer punt, or any Packer game where they fail to score on every drive.  And The Chicago Bears, Bears fans, Bears stuff, and the entire city of Chicago sucks dick through a butthole.  Big middle finger to the F.I.B.s and everything they fuck up.  If you F.I.Bs hadn't screwed your state up so royally, you'd not be in such a hurry to escape here every weekend to annoy us.  Every wonder why you can't stay home to enjoy your weekends, F.I.B.s?  Think about it.  You shit the bed, and now you wish to shit in ours.  GO HOME.

6.  People who believe in Global Warmingâ„¢ theology and try to feed me their bullshit religion should crawl in a culvert and die.  I don't barf my religion all over you (and your kids), so keep your holy church of Hide The Decline off me (and mine).  You assholes.

5.  I really do not like when I am forced to purchase "just a couple things, Honey" at the grocery store after work.  The lines are horrible, and that half-ape (half-some-other-kind-of-ape) with tits and a mustache at the rapid-check lane who always wants to talk to me but annoys the hell out of me... is annoying.  I already waited behind some smelly lady and her three hyperactive scruffs for half an hour, now quit telling me about the cute thing your cat did last week and sell me this box of tampons.

4.  It really pisses me off when drones parrot their mindless DNC/CPUSA/OFA talking points, and I'm too bored with their stupid drone bullshit to even engage and help them see how pathetic and stupid they are in their ignorance.  I am too bored every time, so it really pisses me off.  You are boring, so pull your boring fingers out of your boring ass and get a fabulous minimum wage job.  Assholes.

3.  To the jackasses collecting signatures to force a recall election in their pathetic temper tantrum against our Wisconsin Hero and Statesman, the Honorable Governor Scott Walker... You suck dog balls, and if beating you about the head with a brick would knock some sense into your whiny cro-mag skulls, I'd not lay a finger on you because you deserve to be stupid until you find a way to get yourself hit by a bus.  Fuck off.

2.  I fucking hate when people lie to me like the libtards, the lib commentariat, and the MBM always do.  I hate when the womenfolk here at casa de botnet leave the room without changing the channel on the television and Lester Fucking Holt or whoever comes on to feed me the latest DNC talking points, all the while pretending those of us who actually love this country and our Constitution are the recalcitrant objectors to "progress".  You want progress?  Go jam your head in a woodchipper.

1. I hate that the tea-party chemical-weapons experiments of the year 2011 were not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.  For the cripe's sake, it is only good people standing at the gate that are preventing the zombietard occubullshit from making everybody dumber. 

Hats off to Wirecutter.  May he realize there are other places to live than the occupied territories.

Move to WI... the weather's great, though with Global Warming there will be fewer fish caught through the ice.

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1 Ok, this list is just bee-OO-ti-ful

I was cracking up at #5. Hubby just won't do it.

And what is an F.I.B.?

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at January 04, 2012 06:34 AM (+bSoE)

2 It's a term used throughout WI...

Fucking
Illinois
Bastard

It's like an inside joke, except EVERYBODY in the state knows/uses it...  Unless they're only visiting for the weekend.

Posted by: the botnet at January 04, 2012 08:46 AM (ZRczd)

3 hehehe...and now "we" know it too!!!   *Scuttles off to his bunker on the right and proper side of the cheddar curtain, located a handfull of miles south of the "wanna-be" metropolis of Rockford.
On a more serious note.  Where can we send the bill for all the lap dances your congress critters didn't pay for while visiting the State Street Station (let alone all the groping they did there, and at the Tilted Kilt,  down the road). 
And this is one fella from the hinterlands of Northern Illinois who supports your Governor all the way!  May he win all his battles and beat the libtards in Madison to within an inch of their life (and then some!)   At least your governors don't have a waiting list to get into the state (or fed) penitentiaries. (On the other hand, does learning how to make license plates qualify as learning a new job skill?)

Posted by: Guy S at January 05, 2012 03:30 PM (58Ewj)

4 Did I say "Fucking Illinois Bastard"?

Clearly I meant "Friendly Illinois Brethren", but mistyped. 

Stupid Typos!

Posted by: the botnet at January 05, 2012 08:37 PM (6PDiu)

5 "...Lester Fucking Holt or whoever comes on to feed me the latest DNC talking points..."
That would be Fester Dolt.

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Oh well, we might lose the Senate.  

That is too bad.

Wanna know what really sucks?  That 90% of what we wanted is already in place.  Balanced budget (well, actually a surplus in the first time within memory), the right to carry, district boundaries representative of the voters, and finally a move to equilibrate the public-sector employees with those who foot the bill.

And for all the barking, whining, and urinating this way and that like rabid baboons there are those who still do not understand that taking the State Senate by a single vote (if that does indeed happen) does not change the law.

Here's the way it works, children:  First, there's a State Assembly.  You do not control that, but it is integral to make or repeal a law.
Second, there's the Office of the Governor.  You do not control that, either.  But just for yuks, take a look at what this fool has to say on the subject:  http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/post/exclusive-top-wisconsin-dems-increasingly-worried-that-gop-will-protect-scott-walker-from-recall/2011/03/03/gIQAEkaCMI_blog.html

I don't believe he knows what he's talking about.

Who do you believe will turn out in greater numbers for a Republican Presidential primary, my bongo-banging weirdos?  A) Bongo-banging entitlement monkeys, or B) Patriotic Wisconsin Taxpayers.   Ask yourself honestly.

And further, do you believe that the Trillion-Dollar Man will turn out your (admittedly dimwitted and easily duped) base for the 2012 election?  What will the "Hopey-Changeys" be excited about this time... Oil company loopholes and corporate jets?  Ninja puhleese.

In closing:  The law is rock solid, and poor poor babies can't do a darn thing but pay as the law specifies.

Do it for the children.

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A great post at JammieWearingFool where a leftist drone cites "Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman" at a Sean Duffy town hall event. For those in need of a good laugh, well worth your time.

Watch it here:

JammieWearingFool:  Leftwing Drone Cites "Nobel Prize-Winning Economist" Paul Krugman at Town Hall, Hearty Laughter Ensues

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Here's a real gem from "Osh54901", some leftist commenting at the Crapwestern..

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This is the botnet entry to the Greatest Random Album Cover of All Time contest:



Alameda?  As a band name, it seems almost plausible.  Sure as shit it's a far cry from my actual IRL band name "The Mainview Harmony Sisters".  Myself on Harmonica/Mandolin, Crazy Nancy on accordion, and Cranky Kathy as the dancer.

Mainview Apartments is the subsidized housing for crazy/infirm where Nancy lived at the time.

The band was hot.


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1 Sweet!  And the album name kinda goes with the eagle, too.   BTW, "The Bot Net" put your trackback in my spamhole, and I jsut saw it today.

Posted by: mel at February 06, 2011 09:28 AM (BqOMI)

2 How cool! The album title alone is worth gold

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at February 11, 2011 12:51 PM (+bSoE)

3 One excellent solution to future population concerns as well as alleviating many of the effects of potential global warming is the proposal for the construction of the "Trans Global Highway". The proposed Trans Global Highway would create a world wide network of standardized roads, railroads, water pipe lines, oil and gas pipelines, electrical and communication cables. The result of this remarkable, far sighted project will be global unity through far better distribution of resources, including heretofore difficult to obtain or unaccessible raw materials, fresh water, finished products and lower global transportation costs.

With greatly expanded global fresh water distribution, arid lands could be cultivated resulting in a huge abundance of global food supplies. The most conservative estimate is that with the construction of the Trans Global Highway, the planet will be able to feed several billion more people, using presently available modern farming technologies. With the present global population of just under 7 billion people and at the United Nations projection of population increase, the world will produce enough food surpluses to feed the expected increased population for several hundred years.

Thomas Robert Malthus's famous dire food shortage predictions of 1798 failed to take into consideration modern advances in farming, transportation, food storage and food abundance. Further information on the proposed Trans Global Highway can be found at www.TransGlobalHighway.com .

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Dear Wisconsin;
Please vote for that communist douchebag Russ "SuperLawyer" Feingold, or the polar bears will all die. Why will the Polar Bears die, you ask?  Because Russ Feingold is all that stands betwixt the sun and the earth.  He's important, see?  And he's a maverick!

It really doesn't matter what that slimy fuck Russ Feingold does between now and his search for a "shovel-ready job", since touchdown dances for the good guys have already started.  Here's mine:



 Bye Bye Russ!

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1 Ok, the "betwixt the sun and the earth" had me rolling.

Buh bye, Feingold, and don't let the doorknob hit your ass!

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at October 19, 2010 03:13 PM (+bSoE)

2 I just read a St. Norbert (College) poll (in conjunction w/ NPR puts the race at dead heat... Johnson leads 49/47, with the MOE @5% (402 LV).

I'm not accustomed to gauging the credibility of a St. Norb's / NPR poll, but seems a little suspect... Johnson has something like 8 points in Rasmussen, and for the contemptible Feingold to make up that much ground with only 6% undecideds remaining seems like horseshit to me!

Won't election night be FUN?

Posted by: the botnet at October 19, 2010 05:10 PM (pvpGl)

3 That sounds very suspect.

As for election night, are you stocked with plenty of merry-making foods and spirits? Because I am

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at October 19, 2010 05:43 PM (+bSoE)

4 Watching results come in (across the time zones) will be like New Year's Eve and Independence Day fireworks all in one!
I won't piddle with champagne or anything, and if I touch Whiskey I'll reach the "happy place" a bit too quickly and miss all the fun as results come in.  Instead I'll be drinking either Spaten (Octoberfest) or St. Pauli (Dark).  And who needs food with gut-busting bier!/?

I wonder what a connoisseur of fine libation such as yourself has in mind for indulgence on our pending holiday... something sweet yet potent? 

Posted by: the botnet at October 19, 2010 06:16 PM (pvpGl)

5 Well, hubby prefers mixed manly drinks, like scotch and coke, so there'll be that, and I prefer girlie drinks like chocolate martinis, so there'll be those too.

Of course, I may get to damn fed up with mixing anything and just settle for Guinness or Newcastle Brown Ale.

If I could take it through an IV I would, too

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at October 20, 2010 06:00 AM (+bSoE)

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Hey, botnet, have you noticed that there is not a conflict of interest at the very top of the IPCC?

Wow, botnet, You are a treasure-trove of truthfully-true information!  Next you'll say it wasn't the Medeival Warm Period that drowned the dinosaurs! That seems just as true!

Well, botnet, maybe you should read about Dr R.K. Pachauri.  This guy is the arbiter of truly-true climate truth, as well as a shining example of truly altruistic benevolence.  There is clearly nooooo ulterior motive.

botnet, would you say it is most likely the dinosaurs did not drown, but they were killed when aliens mounted powerful lasers to the Thunder Lizards to ride into battle against the non-NFL Vikings who rode ancient Polar Battle Bears?

That's interesting, botnet.  It seems as if you are saying we can just create history from whole cloth.  Like we could rewrite history when it didn't fit the narrative of laser wars with dinosaurs.  (That rhymed, botnet.  You should write a haiku immediately as penance)

Yes botnet, it is quite likely as well that the Global Warmingâ„¢ Deniersâ„¢ will not admit to the the truth of alien/lasers, just as they deny Global Warmingâ„¢. We owe the Polar Bear so much as a people for saving the human race from the aliens and dinosaurs during the floods of the Medeival Warm Period.  Just in time for the fucking Little Ice Age.

End Global Warmingâ„¢!

We Need Healthcareâ„¢!

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Isn't it interesting that the same people denying Global Warmingâ„¢ fail to realize the Medieval Warmingâ„¢ Period caused the glaciers to melt, drowning the dinosaurs? Do you believe the same thing is happening now, botnet?

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As the world gets warmer and warmer, our arguments will thus become more heated.
the botnet has discovered the botnet family "discussions" have elevated at least 1 degree C in the past twenty years due to Global Warmingâ„¢. AGW will not regress until we agree to one (or some combination) of the following:


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botnet, is the botnet worried about the plight of polar bears dying at an increasing rate?

Yes, botnet, the botnet cried and cried last night at the plight of the gentle Polar Bear.  As the Global Warmingâ„¢ Consensusâ„¢ becomes more consensical, botnet worries more and more.

A troubling detail emerged last night, when botnet read a new report regarding polar bears, and the new mode of death.

Heat Exhaustion.

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botnet, did you mention the current deficit is $1.4 T (or $1.8T without the "investment value" bailout gimmick), which is triple what it was a year ago?

Wow, botnet. the really smrt people are doing a great job! Now that the U-6 unemployment rate (which is the traditional measure of unemployment) is near 17%? (not the U-3 rate of 9.7)

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