October 25, 2009

The Recession Is Good For Polar Bears

botnet, did you mention the current deficit is $1.4 T (or $1.8T without the "investment value" bailout gimmick), which is triple what it was a year ago?

Wow, botnet. the really smrt people are doing a great job! Now that the U-6 unemployment rate (which is the traditional measure of unemployment) is near 17%? (not the U-3 rate of 9.7)

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We Must Be More Hysterical

botnet, are you satisfied with the level of hysterics regarding Global Warming™?

No, botnet, botnet is not satisfied. As a matter of fact, botnet is afraid that we are taking our eyes off the ball.  more...

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A Swing and a Miss... The Ol'Lympics

botnet, are you concerned about the president spending political capital on the ol'lympics when he should be worrying about healthcare?


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October 24, 2009

Golbal Warming is Racist.

botnet is worried that president Obama isn't working hard enough.  We need to stop global warming, and this health care bill does next to nothing to deal with the most important issue of our time, global warming.  If we do not pass this health care bill, insurance CEO's will continue to stand in the schoolhouse door and prevent our children from improving the economy. 
We can't afford to continue to let businesses run our economy.  We tried that.  If there is anything to be learned from the failed policies of the last eight years, then we should all work together to end global warming.

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Jim Doyle is Awesome... Awesomely Awesome.

As a nominal observer or well-wisher or earth-sharer of Governor Doyle's Advisory Commission on Global Warming, botnet can only tell you the danger is here.   more...

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We Need A Choo-Choo to Oshkosh!

botnet tried to go across town this afternoon at 5:00, and was reminded of the saying, "At least he made the trains run on time...".  We need Jim Doyle to step up to the plate like Mussolini.  botnet is sick of all these Escalades and Limousines holding up traffic at 41 and 21.  We took down the Kwik-Trip, now let's get rid of the Escalades. 
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Why all the AstroTurf Outrage?

We can all remember the campaign. 

“But as I've said many times before™”...

“Let me be clear™”...

We can't just keep doing the same old things and getting all ”wee-weed up™” .  We need “hope and change™” before we can address the most important crisis, Global Warming™.

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Support the IAM Union in Fond Du Lac

botnet supports the International Association of Machinists and Aerospace Workers Lodge 1947 in Fond Du Lac because they are willing to take a stand.  The United States produces more greenhouse gasses than anybody, and finally there is a group of people willing to make a difference.
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Healthcare is a Constitutional Mandate, MoFo.

Healthcare is a constitutional right.

Article 1, Section 8,of the constitution enumerates the powers of Congress, of which there are 20.  (As an aside; the Constitution is an archaic and flawed document, as it does not address as its central purpose the battle against Global Warming™.)   Generally, when one thinks of the constitution, one thinks of a flawed and inherently racist document which permits greedy and bloodthirsty doctors to take out children's tonsils. or break out the bonesaw for windfall profits.  While all this is true, there is the “General Welfare Clause” which slightly redeems this terrible right-wing manifesto (so don't get all "wee-weed up").


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Racism, Polar Bears, and Grubergian Free Speech™

Now let me be clear™:  All of botnet’s critics are racists.  botnet has learned a thing or two about the First Amendment and racism, and botnet is not an albino. 

botnet has taken time from worrying about polar bears to write this thoughtful, brilliant, and epic post to explore the intrinsic nature of racism and freedom of speech.

Walter E. Williams, a nominal anti-free speech advocate and possible racist published this hate-filled screed advocating his narrow view of free speech.  You’ll be quite disappointed to find there is nary a single word about the desperate plight of the gentle polar bear, but don’t worry.  The guy’s probably a racist and not worth the time to read.


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What's behind the townhall insanity? Racistly-Racist Racism.

             The Writing of teabagger Mark Steyn the presumable racist

"I suppose it’s possible that opposition to the federal government’s annexation of one-sixth of the U.S. economy is being driven by nostalgia for segregated lunch counters. And no doubt, if you write for the New York Times or teach race and gender studies at American colleges for long enough, it seems entirely reasonable, listening to a patient profess satisfaction with her present health insurance arrangements, to respond, “You know, if you re-sewed the back of that hospital gown so your ass wasn’t showing, your Klan sheet would be as good as new.”"

Mark Steyn supposes his racistly-racist post to defend opposition to healthcare annexation is anything but racistly-racist.  The botnet thinks he doth protest too much.  After all is not any criticism of the President racist?  The more you say it is not, the more you expose yourself.  botnet would like you to read his article, but it is too racist for polite people.  Racist.

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