December 02, 2009

Global Warming: America's Chickens.... Have Come Home... To Roost!

As the world gets warmer and warmer, our arguments will thus become more heated.
the botnet has discovered the botnet family "discussions" have elevated at least 1 degree C in the past twenty years due to Global Warming™. AGW will not regress until we agree to one (or some combination) of the following:

1) Reduce our emissions of methane, carbon, and water vapor. this means ball gags and rectal corks. It will be uncomfortable, but we're saving the Polar Bears.
2) Exterminate 90% of the world's human population. It will happen if we allow AGW to continue at this rate due to our emissions of contributing gases such as C02, CH4, and Dihydrogen Oxide. If the nonfit will die anyway, maybe we should mandate abortion for undesirables, as well as put sterilants in the water supply. Despite the fact the Evil Deniers™ are completely immune to the effects of Global Warming™, these common-sense solutions will save many Polar Bears.
3) Eliminate the eleven delicious herbs and spices. Everyone should join in the movement to stop the MENACE that is the Colonel's Secret Recipe along with that jackass who protests at the corner of Jackson and Murdock.

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1 Botnet, is item #3 a reference to that asshole who used to protest outside the KFC in Oshkosh?
Why doesn't that douchebag get a job?
I mean, for the sake of Christ, dou you not have anything better to do?  Does that horses ass think people are going to follow his lead?

For that jackass, I have an idea... get a fucking haircut, pull your finger out of your ass, get a fucking job, and get the fuck off the street.

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