October 27, 2010
Everything hangs on Tuesday!
Remember kids, vote Democrat or the polar bears will die or some shit.
Also, we need cap'n trade or nobody will ever get a job again... EVER. This election is about that three letter word, j-o-b-s. Jobs. We need cap'n trade or we won't be a global leader in the new "Green" economy. We want to emulate, er, I dunno, Communist fucking China? Yes, we do.
After all, Ronald Reagan hated children, so a vote for the children is a vote against Ronald Reagan, as well as jelly beans (which he liked). A vote for Democrats is a vote to ban jellybeans, and protect most live-born children who survive their abortion. Mostly.
And always remember after Clinton we had a surplus, (and Evil Bush, Darth Cheney, Halliburton, blood for oil, and poor poor Saddam Hussein). That Saddam was a big-time environmentalist, by the way (and why do you have your finger up your ass?). Gross. That's why Darth Cheney shot Saddam in the face. With a dead Iraqi baby.
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Also, we need cap'n trade or nobody will ever get a job again... EVER. This election is about that three letter word, j-o-b-s. Jobs. We need cap'n trade or we won't be a global leader in the new "Green" economy. We want to emulate, er, I dunno, Communist fucking China? Yes, we do.
After all, Ronald Reagan hated children, so a vote for the children is a vote against Ronald Reagan, as well as jelly beans (which he liked). A vote for Democrats is a vote to ban jellybeans, and protect most live-born children who survive their abortion. Mostly.
And always remember after Clinton we had a surplus, (and Evil Bush, Darth Cheney, Halliburton, blood for oil, and poor poor Saddam Hussein). That Saddam was a big-time environmentalist, by the way (and why do you have your finger up your ass?). Gross. That's why Darth Cheney shot Saddam in the face. With a dead Iraqi baby.
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I voted conservative because I fucking like jelly beans. And Darth Cheney, because he is a zombie now.
Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at October 28, 2010 11:22 AM (+bSoE)
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For shame, LC! Every time you vote for jellybeans G-d kills a polar bear. The abortions are our fault, but everybody knows that's different. Right?
I do hope you're saving a bit of energy for the fireworks this coming tuesday... these Rethuglicans are trying to abolish Social Security so poor old Grandma can only afford Alpo.
Speaker Pelosi agrees with Bite-me that the "progressives" will keep the house.
Har.
I do hope you're saving a bit of energy for the fireworks this coming tuesday... these Rethuglicans are trying to abolish Social Security so poor old Grandma can only afford Alpo.
Speaker Pelosi agrees with Bite-me that the "progressives" will keep the house.
Har.
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