October 27, 2010

Everything hangs on Tuesday!

Remember kids, vote Democrat or the polar bears will die or some shit.

Also, we need cap'n trade or nobody will ever get a job again... EVER.  This election is about that three letter word, j-o-b-s.  Jobs.  We need cap'n trade or we won't be a global leader in the new "Green" economy.  We want to emulate, er, I dunno, Communist fucking China?  Yes, we do.

After all, Ronald Reagan hated children, so a vote for the children is a vote against Ronald Reagan, as well as jelly beans (which he liked).  A vote for Democrats is a vote to ban jellybeans, and protect most live-born children who survive their abortion.  Mostly.

And always remember after Clinton we had a surplus, (and Evil Bush, Darth Cheney, Halliburton, blood for oil, and poor poor Saddam Hussein).  That Saddam was a big-time environmentalist, by the way (and why do you have your finger up your ass?).  Gross.  That's why Darth Cheney shot Saddam in the face.  With a dead Iraqi baby.


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October 19, 2010

Dear Gaia. I love you!

Our love is like Joanie and Chachi, Gaia.

-O Chachi, Chachi, wherefore art thou Chachi?-the botnet (pretending to be Joanie pretending to be the botnet asking about Gaia using the pseudonym "Chachi")

Anyhoo... Gaia, remember our visit to "Mount" Everest last winter? 

Mount Everest

Brrr.

I love you, Gaia.  And I love the gentle Polar Bear

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